🛟 Floaty Pants™: For Toddlers Who Float Like Royalty. 👑💦
Give your little splash monarch the throne they deserve with Floaty Pants™, the inflatable swim ring designed for maximum comfort, safety, and giggle-powered buoyancy. With a soft cotton saggy seat that cradles tiny tushes like a velvet cushion and seamless edge sealing that says “no thanks” to skin irritation, this float is fit for a poolside palace.
💨 Crystal-clear nozzle with double anti-leakage magic Even if your kid tries to “fix” it mid-float, the air escapes slower than bedtime excuses.
🌱 Eco-friendly, tear-resistant material Made from high-grade rainproof plastic tougher than a toddler tantrum and softer than a sleepy snuggle.
📏 Sized for ages 1–5 (up to 55 lbs of royal energy) Inner diameter: 9.1 inches Outer diameter: 24.5 inches
🧼 Smooth inner ring with no burrs No scratches, no ouchies — just seamless comfort for delicate skin and maximum floaty joy.
🎉 Perfect for:
🦄 Bonus Feature: Supreme Wiggle Support™ Whether your kid is practicing synchronized splashing or just vibing with pool noodles, Floaty Pants™ keeps them stable, stylish, and slightly smug.
So go ahead — inflate the crown, cue the splash fanfare, and let your kid reign supreme over the kiddie pool. With Floaty Pants™, every dip is a royal decree of fun. 👑🛟💦
