🎢 Welcome to the Main Event: Introducing Pass Whiplash™ — The Badge Ride You Never Knew You Needed! 🎢
Hold onto your belt loops, folks, because your ID just got its own thrill ride. The Pass Whiplash™ Retractable Badge Holder is the high-speed, low-drag way to scan, swipe, and strut through life like you own the theme park.
🎡 Ride Features That’ll Make Your Lanyard Jealous:
🎠 Built for the Big Leagues: With a thickened alloy frame and ABS plastic tougher than a funnel cake stand during a food fight.
🎢 Spring of Legends: Manganese steel inner spring with fatigue resistance—because your badge deserves a ride that never breaks down mid-loop.
🎯 Featherweight Fun: Just 0.67 oz of pure adrenaline. Light enough to forget, strong enough to survive a rollercoaster selfie gone wrong.
🎈 Attractions Include:
Feature
Description
🎟️ Rope Drop Length
27.75 inches of retractable glory—perfect for dramatic badge scans, heroic key swipes, and spontaneous jazz hands.
🎢 Badge Ring Dimensions
3.5 x 1.4 inches—roomy enough for your ID, keys, and maybe a tiny map of the park.
🎡 Clip That Grips
Chrome-plated case with a mountain-button badge clip that holds tighter than a kid clinging to their cotton candy.
🎁 Perfect for Park Staff & Real-Life Adventurers:
Whether you're a nurse dodging hallway traffic, a student racing to class, or an office warrior navigating the cubicle jungle, Pass Whiplash™ is your fast pass to functionality. Clip it to your belt loop, backpack, or lanyard and let the magic begin.
🎉 So grab your Pass Whiplash™, buckle up, and let your badge enjoy the ride of its life. Because in the amusement park of adulthood, convenience is the real rollercoaster.
