🎢 NeckBlaster™ – The Hands-Free Fan That Blows Harder Than a Rollercoaster Drop 💨🦴
Introducing NeckBlaster™, the wearable fan that turns your neck into a VIP cooling zone. Whether you're melting in line for a ride, dodging parade confetti, or just trying to survive the snack line without becoming a human churro, this soft silicone breeze machine has your back—and your front.
It’s lightweight, rechargeable, and stylish enough to make your souvenir hat jealous.
🎠Features That’ll Make You the Coolest Person in the Park:
💨 3-Speed Fan –
Level 1: “Gentle breeze while waiting for the teacups” – 7 hours
Level 2: “I’m sweating but still smiling” – 4 hours
Level 3: “I just got off the log flume and I’m still damp” – 2.5 hours
🔋 Rechargeable Battery – Charges faster than your kid can spot a popcorn cart
🪶 Soft Silicone Build – So comfy, you’ll forget it’s there until someone asks where you got it
🌬️ Dual Channel Air Intake – Double the airflow, double the drama
🎒 Hands-Free Design – Wear it like a necklace, feel like a superhero
🎯 Perfect For: Theme parks, outdoor festivals, stroller duty, and surviving summer with dignity
đź“Ź Ride Stats (aka Product Specs):
🎢 Attribute
🎟️ Details
Colors
White, Black, Pink
Material
Soft silicone
Speeds
3 levels
Battery Life
7h (low), 4h (med), 2.5h (high)
Charging
USB rechargeable
Weight
Featherlight – won’t strain your neck or your mood
🎟️ NeckBlaster™ – Because your neck deserves a breeze, not a meltdown.
Want to bundle it with a mist fan, snack holster, or a hydration bottle that screams “I planned this”? I’ve got ideas that’ll make your park-day gear lineup legendary.
