The Squishtastic Six - Squishy Stress Balls

🎢 Introducing: The Squishtastic Six™ Stress Ball Spectacle “Six squishy attractions. One ticket to total chill.”

Step right up, thrill-seekers and fidget fanatics! The Squishtastic Six™ is your all-access pass to the squishiest theme park your hands have ever visited. This isn’t just a set of stress balls — it’s a six-piece carnival of color, calm, and controlled chaos designed to keep your fingers busy and your brain breezy.

🎡 Main Attractions:

• 🌈 Six-Color Squeeze Parade: You get six mini stress balls in a rainbow of fizzy fun. Each one is a 2-inch squish orb that feels like hugging a marshmallow that went to therapy.

• 🎢 The Anxiety Drop Tower: Feeling tense? Squeeze your way down from panic to peace. Whether you're dodging deadlines, surviving math homework, or resisting the urge to scream into a pillow, these balls are your emotional seatbelt.

• ✈️ Road Trip & Flight-Approved: Long car ride? Endless plane flight? These squishy wonders turn backseat boredom into a full-blown amusement park. No screens, no batteries — just pure tactile entertainment that won’t ask “Are we there yet?”

• 🎒 Pocket-Sized Park Passes: At just 2 inches wide and 0.7 oz, these little guys go wherever you do — school, work, dentist’s office, or that one meeting that could’ve been an email.

• 🧼 The Squishinator™ Safety Zone: Made from thick TPR with tiny beads inside, they’re durable, washable, and built to survive tantrums, desk slams, and dramatic exits. Non-toxic, BPA-free, and odorless — because stress relief shouldn’t smell like regret.

• 🎁 Prize Booth Perfection: Ideal for stocking stuffers, party favors, Easter baskets, or bribing your coworkers into liking you. Just keep them away from kids under 3 and pets — those beads are for squishing, not snacking.

🎠 Ride Safety Notice: No batteries. No setup. No stress. Just grab, squish, and let the fun begin.

So if your fingers are itching for a fidget and your brain needs a break, hop on the Squishtastic Six™ — the only ride where squishing is encouraged, stress gets ejected, and your palm becomes the happiest place on Earth. 🎢🫧🖐️